Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
