just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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