I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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