I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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