The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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