The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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