It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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