U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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