yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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