So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
no you cant smoke seaweed
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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