He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
