I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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