tell your sister to shave her snatch
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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