I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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