Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You made out with two different species that night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
