those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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