i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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