a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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