I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
is wine microwaveable?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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