In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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