I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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