Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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