I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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