well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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