We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
why is half of my head shaved?
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