So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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