I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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