That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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