I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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