I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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