its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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