Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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