So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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