I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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