Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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