found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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