All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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