Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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