But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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