I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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