We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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