I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
The air taste purple.
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