i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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