I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Drunk is not a location!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
