i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
