My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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