No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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