carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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