I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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