Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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